The Wasabi Incident

I've talked about trying new things right? So I went to a sushi bar. Now I've had sushi before but only from a grocery store. A sushi bar is the real deal! I went along with another inexperienced sushi eater so neither one of us knew what we were doing. So we ordered some sushi and I have to say that I absolutely loved it! However, the waitress didn't explain what the things were on the small plate. The light green paste I thought I would take a little taste of turned out to be wasabi! Fire shot out of my nostrils and mouth and and my eyes watered like crazy! I have determined that wasabi is the devil! How and why this god forsaken stuff was created I have no idea! HA!